Contrary to the title, this is actually an introductory post. For all of those wanting fulsome face fuzz I'm afraid you will have to look elsewhere.
Hello, I am Oscar. Or Meg, whichever you would prefer.
Sometimes I am too cynical, eat too much and am far too lazy.
Other times I make art, then think about it and end up stranded somewhere between conceptual wank and wanting to do nothing but have fun.
Hopefully you will see some of this so-called "art" here in the future.
May all your hash browns be extra crispy,