My major work, at the present, is a very expensive pile of wood. Lets hope I can get my act together before the opening as I don't particularly want to repeat third year.
Also, I've been doing a lot of this lately:
Because of this:
"[Oscar] is a Sydney-based artist whose practice is dominated by failure; failure of theorised systems of perception and experience, Modernist idealism and quotidian technologies, and the absurd potentials of each.
Through a variety of mediums her works embody a sense of impermanence, referencing the flux of perception and objectivity in determining our experience of ‘reality’.
... [she] operates as an investigator of systems and relationships, pushing these ideas to parodic extremes and highlighting the shortcomings of our perception and understanding."
In real world speak, this roughly translates to 'herp derp i likes obnoxiously fiddling with stuff, making it look funny and setting it up to fall flat on its arse'.
While it is nice to read such prettiness as your own verbose wank and believe it, at the same time I fear rendering myself blind to the realities of my practice and becoming an arrogant mofo... while also fearing rejection in the real world for not appearing arrogant(/confident) enough.
What what what.
Also tomato and kimchi - you all should try it.
*References to shit getting real may variously be interpreted as 'increased responsibility', 'living on facebook' or 'getting drunk and falling over with greater frequency'