Thursday, August 18, 2011

I hate myself.

Dear Diary,

Apparently I was laughing hysterically in my sleep last night, over some dream. 

I remember that dream.

It was my housemates on the set of a porno.

They were shitting chocolate and ejaculating sour cream.

Holy crap I hope my significant other has forgotten my delirious early morning account of this.



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