A food post of disappointment due to recent lack of culinary output owing to textile entanglement in the name of capital?
Damnit, Oscar. This isn't the first time this has happened.
I suppose we might as well see what you have, but I'm not getting my hopes up.
A salmon and egg tart. Very original. And I'm not sure that hollandaise sauce should be that consistency. Estimated all the measurements, you say? You should know better than that.
a lot of patience, which I felt was unusual for you. Unfortunately, despite your efforts the result was as dry and yeasty as... well, that analogy's best left for elsewhere.
So very 2011. The home made hummus and dukkah, potato and beetroot side dish were little compensation.
Please see me after class.