Monday, April 8, 2013

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Easter feaster

But no feast to be found in these hollow eggs I just dyed.

They were going to be gifts, but I decided they looked too shitty to be foisted upon anyone. Except maybe my parents. Because parents are obliged to accept that kind of crap.


Saturday, March 23, 2013

Thursday, March 14, 2013

In memoriam

Farewell old, shitty vertical blinds, with your gaps and immovability.
And farewell to your gorgeous array of interesting shadows too.


You were beautiful, but I value the sleep that comes from blinds that block the streetlights outside too much to take you back.

Sunday, March 3, 2013


A doodle (if you know what I mean), that was liked enough for me to publish here.

I don't mean to be crude, but it was probably the dick that did it. They're kind of a novelty to draw in a not-on-friends'-belongings context.

Seeing all these bits and pieces on here makes me wish I could finish bigger projects. Because I'm always halfway through a few at any given time, few of which ever get finished, leaving me with nothing to look back on but dumb shit like this. 

How do motivation? Answer wherefind? Why is?

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

All in a day's work

First up is this, which follows this in the series I'm not going to talk about in case I inadvertently sabotage myself by doing so. Shh. 

Then there's this guy, who's just too sexy for his own good. 
I've been on a big amphibian kick lately - extinct, extant, arboreal, subterranean - you name it, I've browsed its wikipedia article. I think that's about the closest I get to learning these days.


Hello, Dumb. How nice of you to join us. 

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Monday, February 18, 2013

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Pitter patter

Chitter chatter
Friend is up the duff

Fetus making room
in her womb -
Let's sew it dino stuff!

 Feelin' old
when I was told
about her family way

But now I can cut loose
with good excuse
In stores' toy aisles - hooray!

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Here is this guy

and he's going to be part of a series. I'm scared to say too much else in case this turns into another "OMG I'M GOING TO ANIMATE" thing.

Wednesday, February 13, 2013


Another contextless post with some bits and pieces.

I'm doing this blog a great injustice, I think.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Fun things to do with a razor #673

Thankyou, Toobs, for having the balls/stupidity to let me take a razor to your scalp when I'd never done anything like it before. 

Also I made this flyer. Which is only really here for posterity's sake. 

I've been doing quite a few bits and pieces lately, mostly for friends. As much as it can perturb me to be conscripted in such a way, being forced to make stuff is actually helping me out a lot. I've gotten to do paste ups, welding, fake stickers for a giant boombox... all reminders that I'm not as useless as I feel sometimes. Also I tend to get a lot of free beer while I'm doing it, which doesn't hurt at all. God I'm a leech. A happy, happy leech. Let's ride this wave of happy all the way to a fulfilling autonomous project, shall we? 

3... 2... 1...

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Wind and rain

Makes for prettiness out my apartment window.

A low pressure system has descended upon Sydney - a welcome break from the very uncomfortable heatwave we'd been experiencing and a chance for long-neglected umbrellas to get an airing.

Lazy Sunday

Sitting on the couch in my undies, eating bug-shaped icey poles, watching cartoons and drawing these guys.

Life is good.

If I could, I'd love to turn this in to a screen print some day. 

Thursday, January 31, 2013

Fucking around

In the best way possible.

I've been looking at lots of pictures of minerals lately. Geology is cool, kids! And its conventions worthy of inaccurate and incompetent imitation!

There is something seriously sexy about scientific taxonomic systems, diagrams etc. Maybe I've got field-of-study envy?
(Also the more I look at these, the more I think of 'The Dreamstone' - remember that one?)

Monday, January 28, 2013

Sunday funnies

A tale from the land of nod recounted by my sleepy Fuckwit as he stumbled out of the bedroom one evening.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Better late than never?

The documentation of the four days following the doodle in this post.

An autobiographical cartoon a day. What was I thinking?

Sunday, January 20, 2013

Reckless abandon

Some flicks from an abandoned warehouse in Sydney's south, one featuring my friend Jules along with a couple of myself.

I went back later with Le Fuckwit and found a junkie's nest in the corner of the old site office in there, complete with a broken shank. Creepy.

Friday, January 18, 2013

The aforementioned


have just been


at great cost to the management('s sleeping pattern).

On a wall 7 x 4m

Consisting of about 200 sheets of A3 paper, all stuck together by hand.

I look forward to an intimate rendezvous with my bed tonight.

Monday, January 14, 2013

Oh lordy

It's weird how stuff seems to build up.

It seems but yesterday I was a carefree doodler, embarking upon a drawing-a-day exercise (I have the linework up to day five - a pretty dismal effort - but hopefully they'll be coloured and up here soon either way), yet now I find myself stressing over approaching deadlines for a tshirt design and some pasteups.

But it's for mates so that's okay (how else would I get gigs like that). And it's getting me to do stuff. Yay!

Here are some of the tshirt design options -


To be honest, as much as this can be a headache, I'm actually really grateful that I've been given a chance to do something that isn't completely self directed. Because I'm really bad at that kind of thing right now.